{"id":277,"date":"2008-01-31T19:09:39","date_gmt":"2008-02-01T00:09:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fleeep.net\/blog\/?p=277"},"modified":"2008-01-31T19:09:39","modified_gmt":"2008-02-01T00:09:39","slug":"your-flag-decal-wont-get-you-into-heaven-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fleeptuque.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/your-flag-decal-wont-get-you-into-heaven-anymore\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Flag Decal Won&#8217;t Get You Into Heaven Anymore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/fireton\">fireton<\/a> for this old protest song gem:<\/p>\n<p><code><object width=\"425\" height=\"373\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/m1qE2vJdDw4&#038;rel=0&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/m1qE2vJdDw4&#038;rel=0&#038;border=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"373\"><\/embed><\/object><\/code><\/p>\n<p>Your Flag Decal Won&#8217;t Get You Into Heaven Anymore<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a9 John Prine<\/p>\n<p>While digesting Reader&#8217;s Digest<br \/>\nIn the back of a dirty book store,<br \/>\nA plastic flag, with gum on the back,<br \/>\nFell out on the floor.<br \/>\nWell, I picked it up and I ran outside<br \/>\nSlapped it on my window shield,<br \/>\nAnd if I could see old Betsy Ross<br \/>\nI&#8217;d tell her how good I feel.<\/p>\n<p>Chorus:<br \/>\nBut your flag decal won&#8217;t get you<br \/>\nInto Heaven any more.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re already overcrowded<br \/>\nFrom your dirty little war.<br \/>\nNow Jesus don&#8217;t like killin&#8217;<br \/>\nNo matter what the reason&#8217;s for,<br \/>\nAnd your flag decal won&#8217;t get you<br \/>\nInto Heaven any more.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I went to the bank this morning<br \/>\nAnd the cashier he said to me,<br \/>\n&#8220;If you join the Christmas club<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll give you ten of them flags for free.&#8221;<br \/>\nWell, I didn&#8217;t mess around a bit<br \/>\nI took him up on what he said.<br \/>\nAnd I stuck them stickers all over my car<br \/>\nAnd one on my wife&#8217;s forehead.<\/p>\n<p>Repeat Chorus:<\/p>\n<p>Well, I got my window shield so filled<br \/>\nWith flags I couldn&#8217;t see.<br \/>\nSo, I ran the car upside a curb<br \/>\nAnd right into a tree.<br \/>\nBy the time they got a doctor down<br \/>\nI was already dead.<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;ll never understand why the man<br \/>\nStanding in the Pearly Gates said&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But your flag decal won&#8217;t get you<br \/>\nInto Heaven any more.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re already overcrowded<br \/>\nFrom your dirty little war.<br \/>\nNow Jesus don&#8217;t like killin&#8217;<br \/>\nNo matter what the reason&#8217;s for,<br \/>\nAnd your flag decal won&#8217;t get you<br \/>\nInto Heaven any more.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks @fireton for this old protest song gem: Your Flag Decal Won&#8217;t Get You Into Heaven Anymore \u00c2\u00a9 John Prine While digesting Reader&#8217;s Digest In the back of a dirty book store, A plastic flag, with gum on the back, Fell out on the floor. Well, I picked it up and I ran outside Slapped [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,24,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deep-thoughts","category-music","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fleeptuque.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fleeptuque.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fleeptuque.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fleeptuque.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fleeptuque.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.fleeptuque.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fleeptuque.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fleeptuque.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fleeptuque.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}